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Baggage Claim: A Novel

by David E. Talbert
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Overview

Heralded by the press and millions of theatergoers for his eleven wildly popular musical stage plays, five-time NAACP award-winning playwright David E. Talbert leaps onto the publishing scene with his debut novel, a big-hearted story about friendship, family, and the relentless pursuit of love.

Baggage Claim gives you a first-class peek into the wacky world of Montana Moore, a thirty-five-year-old flight attendant with enough baggage from her past relationships to fill an entire Samsonite showroom. Montana is an incurable romantic. A dreamer. The kind of woman who has her head in the clouds while her heart splatters swiftly to the ground.

With her mother having just tied the knot for a record-breaking fourth time and her baby sister, Sheree, rushing to jump the broom, five-time maid of honor Montana is dangerously close to becoming not only the oldest, but the only woman in her entire family never to be married.

Having convinced herself that there's no way in heaven or hell she's showing up at her sister's Christmas Eve engagement party without a prospect of her own, Montana concocts her wildest and most romantically ridiculous plan yet: a thirty-day, thirty-thousand-mile trek in search of a husband.

Will it be Damon Diesel, a young hip-hop producer whose motto is "Making the green scream and the dolla holla!"? Or will she win over the Reverend Curtis P. Merewether, pastor and founder of Greater House of Deliverance, Tabernacle of Praise, Worship, and Miracles? Of course Langston Jefferson Battle III, superattorney turned city councilman, needs a wife now that his sights are set on the United States Congress. Or perhaps her lifelong mate is Quinton Jamison, a multimillionaire textile guru twenty years her senior. Only time — or the lack of it — will tell.

Fasten your seat belts, lift your tray tables up, and prepare for takeoff. Our final destination: THE ALTAR!

About the Author, David E. Talbert

David E. Talbert is a five-time NAACP Award-winning playwright, filmmaker, and bestselling author. David made his film directorial debut with Sony Pictures’ First Sunday, which opened as the #1 comedy in America. David’s hit plays and novels include Love on the Dotted Line, What My Husband Doesn’t Know, The Fabric of a Man, and Love in the Nick of Tyme. David lives in Los Angeles with his wife Lyn, and newborn son, Elias. Visit his website at DavidETalbert.com.

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Editorials

Quarterly Black Review

"Deftly written, with some of the best phrases in the business, Baggage Claim will make you feel like you’re spending time with old friends. Bravo to Talbert for this entertaining, well-crafted first novel."

Black Issues Book Review

"Talbert's flair for storytelling and comedic timing make his debut novel a page-turner."

Kimberla Lawson Roby

"Fun, hilarious, and deeply entertaining. In a word . . . delightful!"

Jacquelin Thomas

"Loaded with humor and fun. An endearing and lighthearted read filled with charming characters, engaging dialogue and clever writing."

Upscale

"A hilarious, tell-it-like-it-is tale."

GospelCity.com

"Enormously entertaining. The novel successfully engages the reader with colorful characters that jump right off the pages with life, humor and a strong sense of identity."

Dallasblack.com

"I cannot give Baggage Claim two thumbs up, I have to give it a resounding high five, low five, and any other fives I can come up with."

Lolita Files

"David E. Talbert proves why he's a master at entertainment. Baggage Claim is a spirited tale, rich with hilarity at every turn. . . . An outrageously fun-filled ride."

Suzanne de Passe

"With his flair for comedy, romance and inspiration, Talbert is sure to carve for himself a formidable niche in fiction. I never would have guessed he knows so much about women!"

Kirkus Reviews

An unmarried flight attendant's frantic search for the perfect man takes center stage, in this frothy debut from playwright Talbert (Love Makes Things Happen; Mr. Right Now!, etc.). Protagonist Montana Moore is 35, ridiculously gorgeous, smart and sassy, and an object of pity and scorn to her much-married mother and much more romantically successful sisters. Montana's tendency to rank available men as if they're pieces of luggage blinds her to the need to shed her own "baggage" and start looking for love in the likeliest places. Or such is the consensus of advice she gets from best pal-confidant William and in-flight colleagues, Rabelaisian Gail and flamboyantly effeminate Sam. Determined to display a fiancé at her youngest sister's upcoming engagement party, Montana considers as possible husbands: prosperous realtor (and Billy Dee Williams look-alike) Graham; jive-talking record producer Damon; hellfire-and-damnation preacher Curtis; politically ambitious attorney Langston, and superrich, middle-aged Quinton. None of them will do, and Montana's patience is eventually rewarded with her realization that love was right there under her nose, all along. Baggage Claim staggers under the excess weight of clichés, lame jokes ("She's had enough rice thrown at her to feed the entire continent of Asia"), forced heartiness and camaraderie (almost everybody calls everybody else a "ho," regardless of gender), and redundant characters and scenes. Reverend Curtis does contribute a briefly funny sermon on the topic of lust, and there's a nice snotty reference to "an E. Lynn Harris book, full of a bunch of bi-sexuals, try-sexuals, and why-sexuals." But that's as entertaining as it ever gets. Talbert makesthe aforementioned Harris look like Stendhal, and Terry McMillan a virtual Doris Lessing. Serenely silly and insubstantial. Pablum, packaged for quick sale as soul food. Don't bite. Agent: Alan Nevins at Renaissance

Book Details

Published
September 3, 2013
Publisher
Touchstone
Pages
272
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9781476744421

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