Overview
Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thing to do when you see your wife staggering around on your front lawn? Shoot her again. Two old guys are walking their dogs. One says, "Old age sucks. I haven't had sex in five years." The other replies, "I have sex almost every day." "Really?" "Oh yeah. Almost every Monday. Almost every Tuesday. Almost every Wednesday . . . ." A lawyer said to his client on death row, "I've got good news and bad news." "What's the bad news?" "You're going to the electric chair tomorrow." "What's the good news?" "I got the voltage reduced." What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you have gonorrhea. More fun and filth inside!
Synopsis
Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thing to do when you see your wife staggering around on your front lawn? Shoot her again. Two old guys are walking their dogs. One says, "Old age sucks. I haven't had sex in five years." The other replies, "I have sex almost every day." "Really?" "Oh yeah. Almost every Monday. Almost every Tuesday. Almost every Wednesday . . . ." A lawyer said to his client on death row, "I've got good news and bad news." "What's the bad news?" "You're going to the electric chair tomorrow." "What's the good news?" "I got the voltage reduced." What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you have gonorrhea. More fun and filth inside!