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From Here to Maternity

by Beth Teitell
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Overview

When Beth Teitell first learned that she was pregnant, her mind raced with important questions: Does a handful of M&Ms count as a serving of calcium? Will sneaking a diet Coke really harm the baby? And is $95 too much to spend on a cute maternity top? Then, just as she was getting into the swing of managing stretch marks and negotiating maternity leave, the unthinkable happened—a baby showed up. And then the trouble really began.

From Here to Maternity offers a hilarious, highly perceptive look at the often surreal experience of becoming a mom, exposing the delightful absurdities of modern parenting that your doctor will fail to warn you about and your fellow mothers will be too embarrassed to admit. From coping with SUV envy (that is, Stroller Utilty Vehicle envy) to learning "The Rules" for dating other mommies in the playdate social network, Teitell explores what it's like to be a mother in a culture responsible for Barney and Baby Einstein, and tells it like it is—what to sing if you don't know any lullabies (the Brady Bunch theme is a perfectly valid choice), how to avoid scarfing down your toddler's animal crackers when his little back is turned, and how to keep the most important person in the family (your nanny) happy—with consummate style and laugh-out-loud irreverence.

The blockbuster success of books like Cathi Hanauer's The Bitch in the House and Allison Pearson's I Don't Know How She Does It proves that women are hungry for books that offer a fresh take on the experience of being a mom. Sassy and entertaining, From Here to Maternity is the ultimate treat for mothers everywhere—second only to a hot bath and thephone number of a good babysitter.

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Publishers Weekly

Boston Herald columnist Teitell gives her unvarnished view of life as a new mom in this latest in a spate of "tell it like it is" motherhood memoirs. Like its predecessors, Teitell's memoir is a mom-centric comedy beginning with pregnancy and ending with the revelation that she really is a good parent. Her observations walk the fine line between comic and horrifying, as when she describes a friend as "one who might go with the less expensive softer mattress-the increased risk of SIDS be damned-if it meant she could still go to the expensive highlights place." Teitell's insistence that nannies "have become cappuccinoed, which is to say anyone can have one," is a little off-putting, although her riff on her subterfuge to hire one is amusing. Teitell occasionally comes across as self-indulgent, but for the most part, her observations are on the mark. Her account of "mommy dating"-that treacherous world of finding a mom and toddler both you and your child like for play dates-is so eerily and wonderfully accurate it'll have moms cringing. In fact, anyone who's ever felt insufficient as a parent at one time or another will empathize with Teitell. Moms, especially those dealing with toddlers, will certainly find glimpses of themselves. Agent, Brettne Bloom at Kneerim & Williams. (Apr.) Forecast: Broadway touted Teitell at a lunch this fall, so expect to see coverage in women's and parenting magazines, which could spur Mother's Day sales. Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Library Journal

This book reads like a heartfelt journal of how a mother of two young children manages to work "9 to 5 (and 5 to 9)." The Boston Herald lifestyle columnist and a regular contributor to the NPR program Marketplace, Teitell says this is the story of her afterlife-life after birth, that is-from the perspective of a "single career woman remotely observing all the baby madness, and by the mother hunting for a summer art class for her two little darlings." Inundated with societal pressures about everything from breastfeeding to toddler television, she's not afraid to admit not knowing the words to common nursery rhymes. What is so refreshing is that Teitell remains authentic in her mothering, doing what needs to be done to get her kids through the day, hour, and minute. Any new mother will appreciate this frank and humorous look at parenthood in the 21st century. Similar to Andrea Buchanan's Mother Shock in its down-to-earth look at motherhood, this is recommended for public libraries.-Kari Ramstrom, MLIS, Plymouth, MN Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Book Details

Published
March 29, 2005
Publisher
New York : Broadway Books, 2005.
Pages
208
Format
Hardcover
ISBN
9780767916943

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