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Funny Little Monkey

by Andrew Auseon
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Overview

Arty may be shorter than your average teen, but that doesn't mean his problems are small. If anything, they're huge. Whether he is dodging the fists of his hulking twin older brother, dealing with the other misfits in his school, helping track down the stolen school mascot, or falling in love for the first time, Arty lives his life looking up--and giving readers an unusual perspective on becoming a man.

A hilarious, surprisingly moving novel from a huge talent, Funny Little Monkey heralds the arrival of a bold new comedic voice.

Arty, an abnormally short fourteen-year-old boy, enlists the help of a group of students, known at school as the "pathetic losers," to take revenge against his abusive, tall fraternal twin brother.

Synopsis

Meet Arty—a tiny teen with big problems . . . and an even bigger mouth.

Publishers Weekly

A four-foot two-inch high school freshman narrates this darkly comic debut novel. Arty Moore's diminutive stature and general meekness seem all the more striking when compared with his six-foot one-inch, bullying twin, Kurt. The boys attend Millard Fillmore High, which Arty paints as an institution that amplifies the strangest and most painful aspects of adolescence (bulletins from the school newspaper interrupt the narrative, flaunting over-the-top news and ads: "Work at Southworth Mall-Who needs school? Working is where it's at! Call 555-CASH"). In the twins' tense relationship, Kurt lashes out at his brother physically, Arty verbally. The boys' single mother tries to keep the family together: "Mom used to have the ability to see through Kurt's crap. It came from having married Dad [who].... went on to steal a car and rob a pharmacy.... she's been trying to prevent a rerun with Kurt ever since." Meanwhile, Arty strikes up a friendship with Leslie Dermott, a wealthy, beautiful overachiever, and a kid he nicknames Kerouac, the leader of some rebellious outcasts. At Arty's request, Kerouac's gang torments Kurt, and after Kurt is accused of destroying a statue of the school's mascot, Arty begins to doubt his new friendships-and must face the pain he and his brother have caused each other. The author taps into the painful experience of high school, leavened with healthy doses of hyperbole, hope and wry humor-which Auseon seems to understand just may be the best tools for teenage survival. Ages 14-up. (June) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

About the Author, Andrew Auseon

ANDREW AUSEON lives in Baltimore, Maryland, and is a graduate of the Vermont College MFA in writing for children program. Funny Little Monkey is his first novel.

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Editorials

Publishers Weekly

A four-foot two-inch high school freshman narrates this darkly comic debut novel. Arty Moore's diminutive stature and general meekness seem all the more striking when compared with his six-foot one-inch, bullying twin, Kurt. The boys attend Millard Fillmore High, which Arty paints as an institution that amplifies the strangest and most painful aspects of adolescence (bulletins from the school newspaper interrupt the narrative, flaunting over-the-top news and ads: "Work at Southworth Mall-Who needs school? Working is where it's at! Call 555-CASH"). In the twins' tense relationship, Kurt lashes out at his brother physically, Arty verbally. The boys' single mother tries to keep the family together: "Mom used to have the ability to see through Kurt's crap. It came from having married Dad [who].... went on to steal a car and rob a pharmacy.... she's been trying to prevent a rerun with Kurt ever since." Meanwhile, Arty strikes up a friendship with Leslie Dermott, a wealthy, beautiful overachiever, and a kid he nicknames Kerouac, the leader of some rebellious outcasts. At Arty's request, Kerouac's gang torments Kurt, and after Kurt is accused of destroying a statue of the school's mascot, Arty begins to doubt his new friendships-and must face the pain he and his brother have caused each other. The author taps into the painful experience of high school, leavened with healthy doses of hyperbole, hope and wry humor-which Auseon seems to understand just may be the best tools for teenage survival. Ages 14-up. (June) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Children's Literature

Arty Moore is four-feet two-inches tall. He carries a booster seat with him to his high school classes and copes with his "disability" by noticing minute details about his classmates and giving them nicknames based on his observations. Kurt, Arty's twin brother, on the other hand, is six-feet one-inch tall and it appears that beating up Arty is his major pastime. Everything changes when Leslie Dermott transfers into the school. Leslie is beautiful, brilliant, and perfect in every way. Arty admires her throughout his American Studies classes. Then he unexpectedly meets Leslie in the grocery store. They have a conversation. She invites him first to a movie and then to visit her palatial home. Arty is totally overwhelmed, not thinking about an ulterior motive to all this friendliness until he is trapped. In the meantime, other misfit students befriend him and give him support in a plan to get even with Kurt for all the abuse he has suffered. Strange characters and unexpected twists in the plot create a memorable tale. The story contains an abundance of metaphors, most fresh and original. Teachers may look to this book for examples of this type of figurative language. 2005, Harcourt, Ages 12 to 18.
β€”Phyllis Kennemer, Ph.D.

KLIATT - Olivia Durant

Arty is tired of being "freakishly short." He injects himself with growth hormones daily and wishes that his 4' 2" height would change. The other kids at school make fun of him, he doesn't have any real friends, and to top it all off, he has a twin brother, Kurt, who is enormous. Kurt is a bully, terrorizing Arty every time they are home alone together. Sick of being abused, Arty decides to take revenge for the years of torment he's suffered. On his way home from school one day, he falls in with a group of kids he thinks are misfits. He discovers that they have a brilliant plan to help him turn the tables on Kurt, if he can summon the courage. Meanwhile, he meets Leslie, a new student who actually seems interested in dating him. When things go terribly wrong with the retaliation scheme, Arty must decide who his real friends are and whether or not to ruin Kurt's life forever. Readers will laugh and root for Arty even as his plans go awry in this tale full of an engaging variety of characters. Recommend this novel to middle school students who enjoy underdog stories.

School Library Journal

Gr 9-11-Arty Moore is smart, short, and scared of the dark. For three years this 14-year-old has been afflicted with Growth Hormone Deficiency. While his fraternal twin Kurt now stands over six feet tall, Arty must give himself painful shots in hopes of increasing his puny 4' 2" height. But size is only one of Arty's concerns: ex-con Dad has split, beloved Grampa has died, and Mom seems oblivious to the fact that Kurt, the brother he once cherished, is physically abusing him. In their faded Ohio quarry town, Arty enlists in the underground high school group Affront to get even and takes part in their devious two-phase plot to send Kurt fake love letters and to frame him for stealing the statue of the high school mascot, Millie the Boxing Turtle. Arty's first-person narrative is angry, sad, and self-deprecating, using blunt descriptions and black humor. He becomes infatuated with Leslie, a beautiful, rich classmate, and briefly enjoys a sense of peer acceptance before realizing he's but a prop for a girl who craves attention. When Arty discovers that his brother, a sketchy character who is secretive, angry, and often in trouble, has been consulting with Mom about attending military school, he decides they need to talk. A well-depicted chase brings the teens face to face, and Arty must acknowledge his own flaws to help mend their dysfunctional relationship. He steps up and uses an outrageous fabrication to resolve the final crisis in this offbeat coming-of-age story.-Susan W. Hunter, Riverside Middle School, Springfield, VT Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Kirkus Reviews

Alienated freshman Arty Moore's self-esteem doesn't rise any higher than his squat, 4'2" frame, especially when standing beside his towering 6'2" bully of a twin brother, Kurt. When Arty's frustration with his brother's torturing reaches a peak, he takes revenge by pointing the disappearance and destruction of the school's mascot toward Kurt. First-time novelist Auseon offers a tepid coming-of-age story with realistically sarcastic characters whose inner voices ring humorously true when they're not polarized by his aloof, staccato vocabulary. Readers will grasp that Arty's anger stems from his unfortunate height, but his slick-talking, detached thought patterns emphasize an angry, hermetic-like nature that exaggerates his overly cruel vendetta against Kurt. As a result, his likeability level plummets. This, along with the 200 plus pages it takes for readers to realize that Kurt is anything short of a statically drawn teen-aged monster makes it all seem one-dimensional and lackluster. Consequently, the tension level dissipates, and readers are left with a simplistic issue novel that's too shallow for sophisticated readers and too syrupy for reluctant ones. (Fiction. YA)

Book Details

Published
October 1, 2006
Publisher
Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Pages
312
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9780152054137

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