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Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!

Name: Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!
Author: Benrik
ISBN: 9780452287709

by Benrik

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Life is short, so why not make the most of it by planning ahead? Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God! is a guide to all the essential stages of life, one year at a time from 0 to 100, along with full-color tips that will ensure each year of your existence makes an indelible impression:

Age 9: Pester your parents for unaffordable consumer goods
Age 15: Rebel against society
Age 30: Procreate
Age 48: Fight the flab
Age 62: Do prescription drugs
Age 100: Undergo cryogenic freezing

From your birth to your midlife crisis, from losing your virginity to disinheriting your grandchildren, this book will tell you how to lead the hysterical life you so richly deserve.

About the Author, Benrik

BENRIK are BEN CAREY and HENRIK DELEHAG. Ben was born in New Zealand and grew up in France. Henrik is Swedish. Both now live in London, where they tirelessly promote their cult of “extreme self-improvement.” Hundreds of thousands of Benrik followers worldwide converge on their website, then tour bookshops in a frenzy, flogging anyone who browses but doesn't buy.

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Finally, a spoof self-help book that guides you from cradle to afterlife! Lose Weight!... not only enables you to turn your parents into cash cows; it helps you cope with parenthood, midlife crises, late-life flab, and the fear of death and greedy heirs. Don't leave earth without it.