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Overview
Living in a family with two perfect sisters and parents who just don't get her, Ant MacPherson finds it easier to lie. After all, the only one who appreciates her is her dog, Pistachio. But when a concerned teacher sees the truth behind Ant's lies, it seems as though she might be in for a change . . .
Eleven-year-old Ant, stuck in a family that she does not like, copes by pretending that her "real" parents are coming to rescue her, by loving her dog Pistachio, by volunteering at the zoo, and by bending the truth and telling lies.
Synopsis
How could Ant MacPherson possibly tell her parents the truth all of the time? They never understand anything! The only person in her family Ant admits to being related to is her little dog, Pistachio. She writes notes in her journal to her "real mom" and tells people at school that she's adopted. But when a concerned teacher sees the truth about Ant and her lies, it seems that Ant may be in for a big change. . . .
Funny, moving, and completely believable, this is a fine first novel. (Booklist, starred review)
Publishers Weekly
Choldenko (MOONSTRUCK) vividly captures the feelings of a middle child torn between wanting to be noticed and wanting to be invisible, through the narration of sixth grader Ant (Antonia) MacPherson. And believes she was misplaced at birth. "Dear Real Mom, / this is what I would like to happen. I would like you and my real dad to come RIGHT NOW," she writes in the book she's keeping for her "real parents." She feels like the thorn between two roses, overshadowed by her sisters ("Your Highness Elizabeth" and "Katherine the Great") and misunderstood by her mother and father. She takes solace in the idea of a fantasy family, and in the company of her beloved dog Pistachio and quirky best friend Harrison (he's obsessed with chickens) as well as the nest of falsehoods she constructs for herself. Some have serious consequences, such as switching her stellar report cards with Harrison's lackluster ones, dodging vet bills and accidentally endangering herself and others while volunteering at the zoo.
A sympathetic art teacher Just Carol ("she always says "just call me Carol,"), glimpses the hurt behind Ant's misdeeds and steps in, but ultimately it's up to Ant to face some hard truths, take responsibility for her behavior and forge a fresh start with her family. Poignant passages belie Ant's tough exterior, as with her observations about her best friend, and her interaction with her father upon his return from a six-week business trip. This funny and touching novel portrays the tug-of-war within this strong heroine and taps into very real emotions.
Editorials
Publishers Weekly
Choldenko (MOONSTRUCK) vividly captures the feelings of a middle child torn between wanting to be noticed and wanting to be invisible, through the narration of sixth grader Ant (Antonia) MacPherson. And believes she was misplaced at birth. "Dear Real Mom, / this is what I would like to happen. I would like you and my real dad to come RIGHT NOW," she writes in the book she's keeping for her "real parents." She feels like the thorn between two roses, overshadowed by her sisters ("Your Highness Elizabeth" and "Katherine the Great") and misunderstood by her mother and father. She takes solace in the idea of a fantasy family, and in the company of her beloved dog Pistachio and quirky best friend Harrison (he's obsessed with chickens) as well as the nest of falsehoods she constructs for herself. Some have serious consequences, such as switching her stellar report cards with Harrison's lackluster ones, dodging vet bills and accidentally endangering herself and others while volunteering at the zoo.A sympathetic art teacher Just Carol ("she always says "just call me Carol,"), glimpses the hurt behind Ant's misdeeds and steps in, but ultimately it's up to Ant to face some hard truths, take responsibility for her behavior and forge a fresh start with her family. Poignant passages belie Ant's tough exterior, as with her observations about her best friend, and her interaction with her father upon his return from a six-week business trip. This funny and touching novel portrays the tug-of-war within this strong heroine and taps into very real emotions.
Susan Dove Lempke
Gr. 5-8. Ant, short for Antonia, is keenly aware that her mother finds her deeply annoying and uncomfortable to be around. She is so different from her sisters, "Her Highness Elizabeth" and Katy, that she becomes convinced that she's adopted. The saving graces in her life are her Chihuahua, Pistachio, her friend Harrison (with whom she swaps her great grades for his terrible ones), and a teacher, who goes by Carol ("Just Carol" as Ant always calls her). Just Carol gets work in a zoo for Harrison and Ant, but when Ant smuggles Pistachio into the zoo, endangering herself and the animals, she almost loses Just Carol's support.Choldenko catches the prickliness of adolescence, making Ant fearful and vulnerable as well as a sharp observer, particularly of adult frailities. As Ant eventually realizes, although Mother prefers the reflection of herself that she sees in her other two daughters, Ant is just as clearly her mother's offspring. Funny, moving, and completely believable, this is a fine first novel.
βBooklist
Publishers Weekly
Misunderstood by her parents, a middle child torn between wanting to be noticed and wanting to be invisible takes solace in the idea of a fantasy family, and in the company of her dog and her quirky best friend. "This funny and touching novel portrays the tug-of-war within this strong heroine and taps into very real emotions," said PW. Ages 10-14. (June) Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.From The Critics
Ant MacPherson has a perfectly good first name: Antonia. Her mother could never consider calling her anything else. "When I named you, you were the sweetest, most perfect little baby," her mother tells her. Then she sighs. She has compromise on her mind. Would Ant consider Tony as a possible nickname, instead? "Tony I could live with," Mrs. McPherson says. "Tony is kind of cute. How about Tony?" "My name is Ant," Ant says. It isn't easy to be oneself, especially if that self is scruffy, fiercely independent, andβwhen circumstances call for itβa liar. No doubt it would be easier to be soft and cute, like her sisters Elizabeth and Kate. Then Mrs. McPherson (who is not Ant's real mother, Ant tells everyone) would love Ant the way she does her other two daughters. But Ant is not one to take the easy way out. No, even though no one, Ant is sure, will ever rescue her or her beloved dog, Pistachio, she can survive. If Pistachio has to get to the vet, Ant will get him to the vet, even if it can only be accomplished by lying. If Pistachio has to get his heart pills on time, Ant will sneak him along to her volunteer job at the zoo, even if it brings trouble to Ant's best friend and to a teacher who has decided to reach out to the wary girl. Ant will protect that old, stiff, ripe-smelling dog even if she has to go inside of a lion's cage to do it. What are frustrated adults to do with this stubborn, lying, often bellicose youngster? Perhaps, they could prove Ant wrong in her assertion that the boy who cried wolf should never have expected anyone to help in the first place. A fresh-out-of-college teacher could keep pushing her way into Ant's life. A father could rethink his own career plans. And justonce, a mother could listen to her daughter's rebuff, and instead of saying "sometimes you make me so angry, I could tear my hair out," she could try a little smile. She could cover Ant's hand with her hand. "All right...Ant," she could say. 2001, G.P. Putnam Sons, 244 pages,β Jane Kurtz