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Etiquette, Psychology & Self Help - Humor

Perfect Behavior

by Donald Ogden Stewart
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Overview

Many of the earliest books, particularly those dating back to the 1900s and before, are now extremely scarce and increasingly expensive. We are republishing these classic works in affordable, high quality, modern editions, using the original text and artwork.

Synopsis

The first thing to do on arriving at a symphony concert is to express the wish that the orchestra will play Beethoven's Fifth. If your companion then says "Fifth what?" you are safe with him for the rest of the evening; no metal can touch you. If, however, he says "So do I"--this is a danger signal and he may require careful handling.

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Book Details

Published
July 1, 2004
Publisher
Kessinger Publishing Company
Pages
100
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9781419140884

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