Overview
Have you ever . . . -tried to calculate the possible trajectory on a broken ceiling fan blade? -considered starting a trust fund for therapy for your child in case they end up needing it? Did you put college tuition as the default beneficiary? -worried that you would come home to find a Bates Motel sign flashing in your front yard? -wondered if spontaneous combustion can really happen? If so, this one is for you. It goes out to all of the moms and dads out there, whether you are on your first child or your sixth grandchild. It is a little something to make you laugh at yourself so that you don't cry. Here is a bit of reassurance that you are not alone in your fears for your children-not alone with the real fears, and not alone with the over the top, middle of the night imagined ones either. So kick back, relax (as best you can with one parental ear on high alert for your child) and have a good laugh at my expense. I know I did as I wrote it.
Synopsis
Have you ever . . . -tried to calculate the possible trajectory on a broken ceiling fan blade? -considered starting a trust fund for therapy for your child in case they end up needing it? Did you put college tuition as the default beneficiary? -worried that you would come home to find a Bates Motel sign flashing in your front yard? -wondered if spontaneous combustion can really happen? If so, this one is for you. It goes out to all of the moms and dads out there, whether you are on your first child or your sixth grandchild. It is a little something to make you laugh at yourself so that you don't cry. Here is a bit of reassurance that you are not alone in your fears for your children-not alone with the real fears, and not alone with the over the top, middle of the night imagined ones either. So kick back, relax (as best you can with one parental ear on high alert for your child) and have a good laugh at my expense. I know I did as I wrote it.