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Science Fair

by Dave Barry, Ridley Pearson, Glin Dibley
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Overview

Grdankl the Strong, president of Krpshtskan, is plotting to take over the American government. His plan is to infiltrate the science fair at Hubble Middle School, located in a Maryland suburb just outside Washington. The rich kids at Hubble cheat by buying their projects every year, and Grdankl's cronies should have no problem selling them his government-corrupting software. But this year, Toby Harbinger, a regular kid with Discount Warehouse shoes, is determined to win the $5,000 prize-even if he has to go up against terrorists to do it. With the help of his best friends, Tamara and Micah, Toby takes on Assistant Principal Paul Parmit, aka "The Armpit," a laser-eyed stuffed owl, and two eBay buyers named Darth and the Wookiee, who seem to think that the Harrison Ford signed BlasTech DL-44 blaster Toby sold them is counterfeit. What transpires is a hilarious adventure filled with mystery, suspense, and levitating frogs.

Synopsis

Grdankl the Strong, president of Kprshtskan, is plotting to take over the American government. His plan is to infiltrate the science fair at Hubble Middle School, located in a Maryland suburb just outside Washington. The rich kids at Hubble cheat by buying their projects every year, and Grdankl’s cronies should have no problem selling them his government-corrupting software. But this year, Toby Harbinger, a regular kid with Discount Warehouse shoes, is determined to win the $5,000 prize—even if he has to go up against terrorists to do it. With the help of his best friends, Tamara and Micah, Toby takes on Assistant Principal Paul Parmit, aka "The Armpit", a laser-eyed stuffed owl, and two eBay buyers named Darth and the Wookiee who seem to think that the Harrison-Ford-signed BlasTech DL-44 blaster Toby sold them is a counterfeit. What transpires is a hilarious adventure filled with mystery, suspense, and levitating frogs.

VOYA

Eighth grader Toby Harbinger finds evidence of cheating at an annual science fair, but no one wants to believe him when he points to the wealthiest students in the school. Instead teachers and administrators decide that Toby is a liar whose goal is to disparage those who always win the contest. Their projects, however, have been purchased from a mystery person and include dangerous and classified information. Through a series of offbeat adventures, Toby learns that the plans are really part of a larger terrorist plot orchestrated by the dictator of fictional Kprshtskan, whose leaders are hapless buffoons with inflated egos and no awareness of their irrelevance on the global stage. Middle readers will enjoy the heroic depiction of a young person who challenges unreasonable adults for what he believes. Plenty of humorous moments will also appeal to younger readers. Older readers, on the other hand, will question the wildly improbable premise. Some may also bristle at the farcical portrayal of Kprshtskan. The ridiculousness of its leaders (and by extension, its citizens) is overworked and ultimately condescending. Even though it is a fictional country, for example, one still feels embarrassed when the President of the United States refers to it as a "dirtbag little nation." Most perplexing, however, is the odd juxtaposition of humor and terrorism. The incorporation of terrorists, even if their motives are ridiculous, injects a stark reality into the story that weakens the plot. This book is best as a secondary purchase. Reviewer: Christina Fairman

About the Author, Dave Barry

A syndicated newspaper columnist whose laugh-out-loud humor has also resulted in several books, Dave Barry is an equal opportunity mocker. On subjects ranging from politics to Japan to parenting, he expertly highlights the irony and absurdity in everyday life.

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From Barnes & Noble

Grdankl the Strong has concocted an ingenious, insidious plan to achieve world domination. If all goes well, the president of far-off Kprshtskan will infiltrate the Hubble Middle School science fair, sell the rich kids virus-laden software and wait until the entire U.S. of A. crumbles in total computer freeze. The only thing that Grdankl had counted on was the honesty and savvy of regular kid Toby Harbinger, a middle schooler on a mission. High adventure; nice light tone. Now in paperback.

VOYA - Christina Fairman

Eighth grader Toby Harbinger finds evidence of cheating at an annual science fair, but no one wants to believe him when he points to the wealthiest students in the school. Instead teachers and administrators decide that Toby is a liar whose goal is to disparage those who always win the contest. Their projects, however, have been purchased from a mystery person and include dangerous and classified information. Through a series of offbeat adventures, Toby learns that the plans are really part of a larger terrorist plot orchestrated by the dictator of fictional Kprshtskan, whose leaders are hapless buffoons with inflated egos and no awareness of their irrelevance on the global stage. Middle readers will enjoy the heroic depiction of a young person who challenges unreasonable adults for what he believes. Plenty of humorous moments will also appeal to younger readers. Older readers, on the other hand, will question the wildly improbable premise. Some may also bristle at the farcical portrayal of Kprshtskan. The ridiculousness of its leaders (and by extension, its citizens) is overworked and ultimately condescending. Even though it is a fictional country, for example, one still feels embarrassed when the President of the United States refers to it as a "dirtbag little nation." Most perplexing, however, is the odd juxtaposition of humor and terrorism. The incorporation of terrorists, even if their motives are ridiculous, injects a stark reality into the story that weakens the plot. This book is best as a secondary purchase. Reviewer: Christina Fairman

School Library Journal

Gr 5-8

When Grdankl the Strong, president of the small, but extremely unhappy country of Krpshtskan, declares war on the United States, no one is safe. Its agents are en route to Hubble Middle School where an operative has been working for several years to create award-winning science-fair projects for underachieving children and their overinvolved parents. This is the year that the top projects will be designed to work in concert to bring down the United States in one enormous, electromagnetic pulse strike. All that is standing in the way of this diabolical plan are three students, a science store operator, a handful of bumbling FBI agents, and a giant Weinermobile. Barry and Ridley have created a wild story of danger, espionage, stinky cheese, exploding vats of Coca-Cola, and one floating frog. This nonstop, action-packed novel will appeal to every kid who has ever had to do a science-fair project.-Jane Henriksen Baird, Anchorage Public Library, AK

Kirkus Reviews

Eighth-grader Toby Harbinger and his outcast friends would look forward to the science fair if it were a fair competition. However, every year the rich (and obviously brainless) kids submit wonderful projects they had about as much to do with as they did the creation of the Parthenon, and one of them always wins. Toby discovers how they're doing it, but no one will believe him. Suddenly, someone is framing him for cheating. He's suspended, then grounded, then arrested for terrorism. There's more going on at this year's science fair than anyone (except Toby and his friends) knows: Turns out fixing the fair might just save the country! Barry and Pearson, co-authors of numerous Peter Pan-based novels (Cave of the Dark Wind, 2007, etc.), turn their attention to our reality (sort of) with laugh-out-loud results. A wildly unbelievable page-turner that's all the more fun for its over-the-top silliness, this is Carl Hiaasen's Hoot (2002) on suspect mushrooms. The short chapters plus the promise of a sequel will please reluctant readers as well as those seeking laughs, suspense and floating amphibians. (Science fiction. 10-14)

Book Details

Published
February 8, 2011
Publisher
Hyperion Books for Children
Pages
400
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9781423131403

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