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The Barefooted, Bad-Tempered, Baby Brigade

by Deborah Diesen, Tracy Dockray
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Overview

Join a crowd of cranky babies as they take to the streets!
 
The babies turned east at the corner of Main saying, “goo-goo” and “ga-ga” and “Out of our way!”
 
These babies have had it!
 
No more mashed peas!
 
No more bibs!
 
No more frilly clothes!
 
Their demands are loud and clear—but are their moms and dads ready to listen?

Synopsis

Join a crowd of cranky babies as they take to the streets!
 
The babies turned east at the corner of Main saying, “goo-goo” and “ga-ga” and “Out of our way!”
 
These babies have had it!
 
No more mashed peas!
 
No more bibs!
 
No more frilly clothes!
 
Their demands are loud and clear—but are their moms and dads ready to listen?

Publishers Weekly

Fed up with patronizing, rule-wielding grownups, an entire population of babies organizes a protest march—well, waddle—to town hall (“We're slow, but we'll get there”), where they insist that their parents listen to their demands. “Stop tickling our tootsies and kissing our noses!/ Stop calling us sweet and adorable names!/ Stop blowing loud raspberries right on our bellies!/ And stop, oh please STOP, with those peekaboo games!” Will the mothers and fathers finally listen, or just find this too, utterly adorable? Although a far-too-wistful ending holds the story back from being a satiric tour de force, Diesen (The Pout-Pout Fish) gets the we're-not-gonna-take-it tone exactly right (“Take notes. You will need them. We'll try to be clear”), while scoring a few direct hits on contemporary parenting (“We won't play with smart toys to skip us a grade”). Dockray (The Tushy Book) gleefully and vividly reimagines babies' chunky, blunt physicality as the manifestation of civil disobedience—after closing this book, it will be difficult to look at anyone under 36 months and not see a budding Emma Goldman or Eugene V. Debs. Ages 3–6. (Mar.)

About the Author, Deborah Diesen

DEBORAH DIESEN’s first picture book, The Pout-Pout Fish, was a New York Times best seller and one of Time magazine’s Top Ten Children’s Books of 2008. A former reference librarian and bookseller, Deborah enjoys doing school and library visits and writing on her blog, Jumping The Candlestick (www.jumpingthecandlestick.blogspot.com). She lives in Michigan with her husband and two sons. 
 
 
TRACY DOCKRAY has illustrated 21 books, including two that she wrote herself, but Tracy is probably best known as the illustrator of the latest editions of Beverly Cleary’s classic chapter series, including the Ramona and Ralph S. Mouse books. She lives in a West Village brownstone in New York City with her husband and three children.

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Editorials

Publishers Weekly

Fed up with patronizing, rule-wielding grownups, an entire population of babies organizes a protest march—well, waddle—to town hall (“We're slow, but we'll get there”), where they insist that their parents listen to their demands. “Stop tickling our tootsies and kissing our noses!/ Stop calling us sweet and adorable names!/ Stop blowing loud raspberries right on our bellies!/ And stop, oh please STOP, with those peekaboo games!” Will the mothers and fathers finally listen, or just find this too, utterly adorable? Although a far-too-wistful ending holds the story back from being a satiric tour de force, Diesen (The Pout-Pout Fish) gets the we're-not-gonna-take-it tone exactly right (“Take notes. You will need them. We'll try to be clear”), while scoring a few direct hits on contemporary parenting (“We won't play with smart toys to skip us a grade”). Dockray (The Tushy Book) gleefully and vividly reimagines babies' chunky, blunt physicality as the manifestation of civil disobedience—after closing this book, it will be difficult to look at anyone under 36 months and not see a budding Emma Goldman or Eugene V. Debs. Ages 3–6. (Mar.)

School Library Journal

PreS-K—Shortly after six a.m., disgruntled babies awaken their groggy parents and bid them to follow, notebooks in hand, as the youngsters walk, crawl, or push each other to the Town Hall. There they hold a meeting to protest everything that annoys them. No longer will they endure haircuts, taking naps, and having their tootsies tickled or their noses kissed. And blowing loud raspberries on their bellies—no way! The humorous spreads are a perfect match for the droll rhyming and alliterative text. These culturally diverse toddlers march across the page bearing placards that read "No!" "NYET!" "uh-uh," "Nej," and have other expressions of resistance. Traffic halts, people take photos, and a man's newspaper bears the headline, "U.S. Tots Trouble." Vignettes depict babies refusing to eat peas, tossing off frilly clothes, or kicking away "smart" toys. But in a surprising turnaround, these bad-tempered infants demonstrate that they are conventional after all. This story may resonate more with beleaguered parents who struggle to get their sometimes uncooperative little ones fed, bathed, and dressed, but the lap set will thoroughly enjoy saying the oft-repeated refrain, "WE'RE A BAREFOOTED BAD-TEMPERED BABY BRIGADE!" Great fun.—Marianne Saccardi, formerly at Norwalk Community College, CT

Kirkus Reviews

An inexplicably mobilized horde of babies marches-or rather, crawls, pedals and toddles-to Town Hall, with an articulate message that pulls no punches: "We won't get our hair cut. / We won't wear our suncaps. / We won't play with smart toys / to skip us a grade. / We won't like the doctor. / We won't take our naps. / We're a barefooted bad-tempered baby brigade!" Diesen's verse careers along without a tumble, but its winks and nods play strictly to adults and-unsurprisingly-capitulates to them in the end: "But now that we're done / and our point has been made . . . / Would you hold us, / And snuggle, / And sing us a song?" Dockray's Photoshopped pictures, hip yet strangely soulless, evoke Nancy Carpenter's illustrations for Jenny Offill's 17 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do Anymore (2007). The notion of babies protesting their lot-a one-off, one-trick pony-will elude preschoolers and, possibly, irritate adults with a working knowledge of bona fide historical protest. Slick, with a hollow core-the opposite of babies. (Picture book. 4-6)

Book Details

Published
March 1, 2010
Publisher
Random House Children's Books
Pages
32
Format
Hardcover
ISBN
9781582462745

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