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The Ethical Assassin

by David Liss
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Overview

Edgar award-winning author of the popular historical novels A Conspiracy of Paper and A Spectacle of Corruption, David Liss showcases his amazing versatility with this brilliant new tale of contemporary suspense: a literary thriller set in Florida, where killing is a matter of conscience.

No one is more surprised than Lem Altick when it turns out he’s actually good at peddling encyclopedias door to door. He hates the predatory world of sales, but he needs the money to pay for college. Then things go horribly wrong. In a sweltering trailer in rural Florida, a couple whom Lem has spent hours pitching is shot dead before his eyes, and the unassuming young man is suddenly pulled into the dark world of conspiracy and murder. Not just murder: assassination– or so claims the killer, the mysterious and strangely charismatic Melford Kean, who has struck without remorse and with remarkable good cheer. But the self-styled ethical assassin hadn’t planned on a witness, and so he makes Lem a deal: Stay quiet and there will be no problems. Go to the police and take the fall.

Before Lem can decide, he is drawn against his will into the realm of the assassin, a post-Marxist intellectual with whom he forms an unlikely (and perhaps unwise) friendship. The ethical assassin could be a charming sociopath, eco-activist, or vigilante for social justice. To unravel the mystery and save himself, Lem must descend deep into a bizarre world he never knew existed, where a group of desperate–and genuinely deranged–schemers have hatched a plan that will very likely keep Lem from leaving town alive.

David Liss skillfully interweaves a gallery of eccentric characters with a multilayered plot characterized by its unpredictable twists and turns. The Ethical Assassin is a brilliant, darkly comic novel that will leave readers in suspense until the very last page.

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Synopsis

No one is more surprised than Lem Altick when it turns out he’s actually good at peddling encyclopedias door to door. He hates the predatory world of sales, but he needs the money to pay for college. Then things go horribly wrong. In a sweltering trailer in rural Florida, a couple Lem has spent hours pitching to is shot dead before his eyes, and the unassuming young man is suddenly pulled into the dark world of conspiracy and murder. Not just murder: assassination - or so claims the killer, the mysterious and strangely charismatic Melford Kean, who has struck without remorse and with remarkable good cheer. But the self-styled ethical assassin hadn’t planned on a witness, and so he makes Lem a deal: Stay quiet and there will be no problems. Go to the police and take the fall.

Before Lem can decide, he is drawn against his will into the realm of the assassin, a post-Marxist intellectual with whom he forms an unlikely (and perhaps unwise) friendship. The ethical assassin could be a charming sociopath, eco-activist, or vigilante for social justice. Lem isn’t sure what is motivating Melford, but Lem realizes that to save himself, he must unravel the mystery of why the assassinations have occurred. To do so, he descends deeper into a bizarre world he never knew existed, where a group of desperate schemers are involved in a plot that could keep Lem from leaving town alive.

The Washington Post - Ron Charles

All this is great fun, and if Liss is trespassing on Carl Hiaasen's turf, well, who cares? It's a big state. What's more troubling is the heavy-handed moralizing that Liss dishes out in this otherwise comic thriller. Once he's dispatched Karen and Bastard, Melford spends the rest of the novel patiently leading Lem (and us) to the wisdom of animal rights, with a dose of wide-eyed Marxism. There's a tedious earnestness to these passages, as though we've been trapped by one of those well-meaning volunteers on the street with a clipboard who wants to explain why our lives are immoral. Several times, the novel's humor evaporates, even the plot is suspended, and the colloquy begins: "What about medical research?" "Shouldn't we have the right to take advantage of our position on the food chain?" "Is cruelty motivated by capital less evil than other kinds of cruelty?"

About the Author, David Liss

Acclaimed author David Liss combines historical erudition with mystery, complex characterization, and a captivating sense of humor in books like A Conspiracy of Paper and the highly-anticipated sequel A Spectacle of Corruption.

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The Barnes & Noble Review
With the brutal redneck sensibilities of a Charlie Huston novel (Caught Stealing, Six Bad Things, et al.) and the darkly comedic existential angst of crime fiction by Charles Willeford, The Ethical Assassin by David Liss is a laugh-out-loud masterwork of a mystery that explores, among other things, animal rights, vegetarianism, methamphetamine addiction, and the ideology of morality-based vigilantism.

Hoping to sve up enough money to go to college, Lemuel Altick is selling encyclopedias door-to-door throughout rural Florida over the summer. His life is irrevocably changed when, just as he is closing a sale with some down-and-out trailer park residents, a gunman storms in and shoots them dead. The fates of Altick and this strangely introspective, white-haired assassin (a "post-Marxist vigilante") become intertwined, as both men try to cover up their involvement in the murder. At the same time, they struggle to unravel a complex moneymaking scheme involving a crooked police chief (who guzzles Yoo-hoo mixed with whiskey and sports a mullet), the pedophilic head of the encyclopedia distribution company, and a ruthless thug named Kenny Rogers whose nickname is, you guessed it, the Gambler. Throw in a formerly conjoined twin who communicates with her deceased other half, the I Ching, a nightmarish hog farm, and an inhumane animal testing facility, and you've got yourself an unforgettable story!

As irreverent as it is enlightening, The Ethical Assassin is equal parts mystery, thriller, philosophical entreaty, coming-of-age tale, and dark comedy. Like Pulp Fiction meets Catcher in the Rye, this is a singularly unique storytelling tour de force that readers will not soon forget -- a work of pure twisted genius. Paul Goat Allen

Ron Charles

All this is great fun, and if Liss is trespassing on Carl Hiaasen's turf, well, who cares? It's a big state. What's more troubling is the heavy-handed moralizing that Liss dishes out in this otherwise comic thriller. Once he's dispatched Karen and Bastard, Melford spends the rest of the novel patiently leading Lem (and us) to the wisdom of animal rights, with a dose of wide-eyed Marxism. There's a tedious earnestness to these passages, as though we've been trapped by one of those well-meaning volunteers on the street with a clipboard who wants to explain why our lives are immoral. Several times, the novel's humor evaporates, even the plot is suspended, and the colloquy begins: "What about medical research?" "Shouldn't we have the right to take advantage of our position on the food chain?" "Is cruelty motivated by capital less evil than other kinds of cruelty?"
— The Washington Post

Publishers Weekly

Liss (A Conspiracy of Paper) recycles familiar conventions-drug dealers, missing money, an innocent hero mixed up with bad guys-but salvages his novel from banality with a few quirky touches. In sticky south Florida of August 1985, Lem Altick, a 17-year-old door-to-door encyclopedia salesman, witnesses the murder of two potential customers in a mobile home. Fearing he'll be fingered for the crime-or worse, that he's next-Lem establishes a wary relationship with the likable killer, Melford Kean, who is either a violent psychopath or an animal rights vigilante fighting agribusiness. Lem must also watch out for Jim Doe, the corrupt, redneck police chief who saw Lem at the trailer on the night of the crimes. Lem's paranoia heightens when he learns of Doe's connection to his employers at the encyclopedia sales company, which turns out to be a front. While Lem repeatedly skitters away from danger as he gathers clues that reveal a web of corruption, he finds time to fall for fellow bookseller Chitra and to undergo a political awakening under Melford's tutelage. Liss provides enough entertainment to keep the pages turning, but this hybrid of a thriller and a coming-of-age story doesn't quite succeed as either. (Mar.) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Library Journal

Seventeen-year-old Lem Altick has a problem. While selling encyclopedias in a South Florida trailer park, he witnesses the killing of two of his potential customers. Unless he cooperates with the assassin, a vegan animal-rights activist with a series of lessons to impart, he risks being implicated in the crime. Sharp-witted Lem apparently still has much to learn, including why it's OK to kill certain people but never animals. Among the villains who complicate his life are the local police chief and a middle-aged meth overlord who "mentors" young boys. As events turn increasingly bizarre, Lem finds that it is only by looking at life from the assassin's skewed perspective that he can survive. Edgar Award-winning novelist Liss (A Spectacle of Corruption) writes his first contemporary thriller, a twisted 1980s tale that mixes just the right touch of levity (characters include B.B. Gunn and Chuck Finn) with serious philosophical issues (e.g., should animals be used to test the lethality of drugs?). Readers will enjoy this wild and highly entertaining ride. For all popular fiction collections. [See Prepub Alert, LJ 11/1/05.]-Ronnie H. Terpening, Univ. of Arizona, Tucson Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Kirkus Reviews

The brainy young author of three critically praised historical mysteries (including the Edgar-winning A Conspiracy of Paper, 2000) moves on to a murderously funny thriller set in contemporary Florida. Recent high-school grad Lemuel Altick, who narrates, is selling encyclopedias door-to-door to finance his future college education-unfortunately, in a rundown trailer park where he pitches his goods to down-at-heels couple Karen and "Bastard." Enter the eponymous assassin, who blows the pair away, then cheerfully informs the nearly catatonic "Lem" that their deaths were necessary. Then things get weird, as Liss weaves together multiple plot strands. The primary one involves homicidal redneck police chief Jim Doe, who's also mayor of the "municipality" the trailer park has been legally declared-making it a lucrative speed trap that helps fund Doe's secret Cayman Islands bank account. But that's only the tip of a malodorous iceberg that also includes the crooked encyclopedia operation, a hog farm where animals are brutally mistreated and the "waste lagoon" containing their by-products, which doubles as a dumping lot for the rising body count. Handling his dippy plot with ease, Liss simultaneously keeps the wisecracks coming. Lem is tutored in the possibilities of sex, the ethics of animal rights activism as explained by the imperturbably genial assassin (self-identified as Melford Kean) and the collusive misdeeds of "The Gambler" (yes, his name is Kenny Rogers). Among those we meet are hog-farm heir William "B.B." Gunn (whose creepy compulsion to "mentor" preadolescent boys actually isn't sexually oriented) and lissome moll Desiree, a Siamese twin separated from her late sister Aphrodite(whose channeled "advice" keeps Desiree somewhere in the vicinity of the straight and narrow). It all ends, to nobody's surprise, at the waste lagoon. Imagine David Lynch's bizarre masterpiece Blue Velvet scripted by Edna Buchanan and Carl Hiaasen. It's a blast.

Book Details

Published
January 1, 2007
Publisher
Random House Publishing Group
Pages
336
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9780812974546

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