The Outhouse Reader

Clever wit & wisdom for the 24-hour reading room You've heard of bathroom readers . . .well, here is the Outhouse Reader, filled with country quips and amusing advice for romantic relationships, playing fair, raising kids, and just plain getting along. It's sure to entertain everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back. Just don't get caught with your pants down!

Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
-Roy English

There's no difference between a slim chance and a fat chance.
-Texas Bix Bender

More than a million copies of Bender and English books sold!

OUTHOUSE READER

THE OUTHOUSE READER IS THE PERFECT COMPANION for everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back! Just don't get caught with your pants down!

FROM SOULFUL LIFE WISDOM:

"Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe."

"Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning."

"A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you."

TO DROP-AND-RUN HUMOR:
"It's easy to win at Solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses."

"A cow that won't give milk is called a hamburger."

Gibbs Smith has sold more than 700,000 combined copies of Bender and English titles.

June is National Bathroom Reading Month.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader has sold more than 7 million copies!

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Texas Bix Bender is the author of Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!, Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread, and a dozen other books of humor. His books have sold more than 500,000 copies. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

Roy English is a former Texas lawmaker and judge. He is the author of Chicken Fried Steak for the Soul, Don't Whiz on a 'Lectric Fence, and When I'm an Old Coot. He lives and maintains homes in Texas, Tennessee, and Mexico.

Midwest Book Review

"'The Outhouse Reader' is packed with quips and advice for everything from raising kids to romance, and offers an entertaining light read for anyone with limited attention span, time, and a taste for trivia. Humor abounds in these one-liners of wisdom."

Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

Roy English is the author of When I am an Old Coot. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a judge. He lives in Texas.