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Overview
When it comes to property, Reggie Crystal and Terry Reece-Morgan have half of West London carved up between them. But both men have problems: Reggie's is that he likes to swing by the neck from light fittings, while Terry has a wife in intensive care and can't wait to pull the plug. Darren Friend, self-made psychopath and social-climber, is desperate to go play with the big boys, but he has too many friends in low places and a high-class 'clean teamer' girlfriend who needs satisfying. Materially... as well as physically. All are set on a collision course from which nobody looks likely to walk away.Editorials
Publishers Weekly -
Spencer's riveting slice of London crime life, reminiscent of Trainspotting and Pulp Fiction, pulsates with a pervasive nastiness even if it never quite coheres. Darren Friend is a minor-league criminal with a privileged girlfriend and a dubious business interest in replacement windows who likes hitting people and making easy money. A woman client slow to pay her window bill is beaten into a coma. Her husband, a higher class of criminal, and his business partner, Reggie, whose sexual preference is near-death orgasms, can both help Darren reach the big time with a scheme to severely reduce the value of prime London real estate with random acts of vandalism and arson. The non-linear narrative is littered with acts of death and destruction, peppered with rock music trivia (the author is a professional musician) and features a sprawling cast of low-grade hoodlums who all copulate at a frenzied pace and are mostly indistinguishable from one another. Emphasizing form over substance, this flawed novel delivers a fast, frenzied jolt of pure yobbish energy from start to finish. (Sept.)Kirkus Reviews
For his third US publication, Spencer (Perhaps She'll Die!, 1997, etc.) has assembled a dream cast of sociopaths and misfits. Darren Friend passes the time between window installations by forgetting to pay the taxman and dipping into the till; together with his classy current bird, Kiren Fleming, he's invented a game that involves not moving even when he and she really want to. Reggie Crystal likes a little self-administered asphyxia to spice up his sex life. Kevin Frost, once he catches his ex-wife Michelle in bed with his boss Eric Dunlop, can't stop thinking about how she looked, and soon he's neglecting his pregnant bride Monica (whom he married when Michelle found him out and divorced him) for the nostalgic embraces of Michelle. Duncan Ross, advertising manager for the West London Post, thinks he'll die if he doesn't get Eric's wife Carol into bed after one of their lunches out of the office. When Rosy Reece-Morgan refuses to pay Darren for the bay windows he's installed, he beats her so badly she ends up in the hospital, but that's all right: her husband Terry has come to prefer boys anyway. Hovering alongside all these jittery dreamers is Stoney Todd, the half-wit who's more likely to survive than the smart money. As the cast is listening to Elvis, watching the telly, rolling joints, and coupling, the anomie thick enough to be cut with a chainsaw, their furious energy leaks away, and then the book is over, with much sound and fury but without much real action. Pity.Book Details
Published
February 10, 1998
Publisher
The Do-Not Press
Pages
184
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9781899344314