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Leave the Building Quickly: True Stories

by Cynthia Kaplan
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Overview

Cynthia Kaplan, acclaimed author of Why I'm Like This, once again casts her gimlet eye upon the current state of her affairs. Also of your affairs, and some other people's affairs as well. Journey with her as she humiliates herself in a variety of locales and fearlessly takes on all the important issues of the day—including her family, intelligent design, Narnia, and New England's deer population.

Leave the Building Quickly is a hilarious, moving, bitingly honest, take-no-prisoners incursion into the kind of real-life daily circumstances that inspire us to crouch in the linen closet at three in the morning. But that's okay because Kaplan's there, too. And she's brought snacks.

Synopsis

Do you know why a race-car driver wears epaulets despite the fact that epaulets would seem in every way contrary to the aesthetic of a race-car driver? It's so that in the event of a crash he may be pulled from the flaming wreckage of his car.

Yes, she's back. Cynthia Kaplan, acclaimed author of Why I'm Like This, once again invites us into her no-holds-barred, take-no-prisoners world, casting her gimlet eye upon the current state of her affairs. Also of your affairs, and some other people's affairs, too. With her unique talent for wringing hilarity out of the most devastating situations (as well as, it must be admitted, the most trivial), Kaplan fearlessly takes on her family, intelligent design, Narnia, New England's deer population all the important issues of the day.

Journey with her as she humiliates herself in a variety of locales a dude ranch, a hospital, Mystic Seaport, the offices of Comedy Central. Cower beside her as she confronts her inner (and outer) most fears. No threat is too small pajamas, schnauzers, Disney cruises. No subject is sacrosanct God, sex, The Nutcracker Suite. Kaplan has a worst-case scenario planned for, well, every scenario, including high school reunions and vacationing with your mother-in-law, a subject not covered in any of today's popular guidebooks. You might want to take notes, because Kaplan has that rare ability to write about her own life in a way that makes you feel as though she is writing about yours.

Leave the Building Quickly is a raucously funny, moving, and honest look at the circumstances of our daily lives, the kind that inspire us to crouch in the linen closet at three in the morning. That's okay. Kaplan is there, too. And she's brought snacks.

Cleveland Jewish News

“Funny, sweet, poignant. Will alternately make you laugh and hit you with a surprisingly strong emotional punch.”

About the Author, Cynthia Kaplan

Writer and actress Cynthia Kaplan's essays have been published in many newspapers, magazines, and anthologies, and she is the author of the collection Why I'm Like This. She has appeared in clubs, theaters, and on film, but never on Law & Order. She lives in New York City with her husband and children.

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Editorials

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Freewheeling author Cynthia Kaplan continues the hilarious episodic autobiography that she began in Why I'm Like This with true stories that touch the funny bone. Uncensored; unrepentant.

A.J. Jacobs

"Hilarious…Personal and universal at the same time."

Booklist

"Wise, poignant and often hilarious. Kaplan serves perfectly mixed narratives that are one part melancholy, two parts wry."

Tucson Citizen

"Wonderful, no-holds-barred wit. Raucously funny, extremely personal and always on target. Makes for perfect summer reading."

Cleveland Jewish News

"Funny, sweet, poignant. Will alternately make you laugh and hit you with a surprisingly strong emotional punch."

Book Details

Published
May 1, 2008
Publisher
HarperCollins Publishers
Pages
212
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9780060548520

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