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Shanks for Nothing

by Rick Reilly
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Overview

The hilarious sequel to Rick Reilly’s beloved bestselling golf novel Missing Links

Life is going pretty well for Raymond “Stick” Hart. He’s happily married to the former Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club assistant pro, the beauteous Cajun firecracker Dannie, raising his rambunctious son, Charlie, and getting by writing smart-mouthed greeting cards for fifty bucks a pop. Best of all, nothing has changed at Ponky, the worst golf course in America. You still have to hook it past the toxic waste dump on No. 1 and under the billboard on No. 8, the fried-egg sandwiches are terrible but cheap, and his pal Two Down is always up for a sucker bet.
Then, one disaster of a day, Stick’s world does a ten-car pile-up. The cheapskate bastard owner of Ponky announces he’s retiring to a nudist camp in Florida and selling the club to the Mayflower Club next door, a bastion of blue-blood snobbery that plans to pave Ponky over. Worse, its membership includes Stick’s hated father.
Who promptly drops dead.
Just before Stick’s pal Two Down loses $12,000 to a golf hustler who turns out to be funded by the Russian mob.
Which is about the same time that Hoover, Ponky’s worst golfer and the owner of an impressive array of useless golf gadgets purchased with his wife’s money, learns she’ll cut him off if he doesn’t break a hundred in one month.
Then a practical joke makes Dannie believe that Stick’s been stepping out with the gorgeous new clubhouse girl, the eye-popping Kelly, and he’s soon living on the forty-year-old couch in the Ponky clubhouse.
Luckily, Stick has a solution to all his problems.
He’ll qualify for the British Open. 

Synopsis

The hilarious sequel to Rick Reilly s beloved bestselling golf novel Missing LinksLife is going pretty well for Raymond Stick Hart. He s happily married to the former Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club assistant pro, the beauteous Cajun firecracker Dannie, raising his rambunctious son, Charlie, and getting by writing smart-mouthed greeting cards for fifty bucks a pop. Best of all, nothing has changed at Ponky, the worst golf course in America. You still have to hook it past the toxic waste dump on No. 1 and under the billboard on No. 8, the fried-egg sandwiches are terrible but cheap, and his pal Two Down is always up for a sucker bet.Then, one disaster of a day, Stick s world does a ten-car pile-up. The cheapskate bastard owner of Ponky announces he s retiring to a nudist camp in Florida and selling the club to the Mayflower Club next door, a bastion of blue-blood snobbery that plans to pave Ponky over. Worse, its membership includes Stick s hated father. Who promptly drops dead...

Kirkus Reviews

Golf lore, class war and belly laughs-this is by and large snide, sophomoric stuff from Sports Illustrated's Reilly (Who's Your Caddy?, 2003, etc.). No role model, Ray "Stick" Hart personifies a beer belch. Happy-go-lucky to hell and back, this Bob Saget look-alike has "four-alarm sex" with his hard-bod wife Dannie; a not-bad gig penning gag greeting cards; and he eats and drinks golf. To him, this equals "a first-class George Bailey wonderful life." Reilly surrounds this Everyman with lovable ne'er-do-wells, stick figures from a daft sitcom-Kelly van Edible, of the pneumatic chest and hi-octane libido; Resource, a funky black thief; and Dom, the World's Most Sexual Man. What unites them is their hang-out, Ponky, Boston's waste dump of a golf course, and their scorn for the ultra-Wasps who sink putts at the town's toniest green, The Mayflower. Ray's Dad reigns there, and an Oedipal past has put father and son at odds. Dad dies, with one stipulation in his will: He'll leave Ray $250,000 provided he keep his youthful promise of qualifying for a big-name tournament. Meanwhile, Froghair, Ponky's owner, splits to join a Florida nudist colony, leaving the beloved dump's future imperiled-he plans to sell to the Mayflower snobs. The comically improbable quest to enter the British Open provides the novel its twist-'n'-turn plot, but what remains its chief delight is Reilly's obsessive way of keeping the jokes coming. Crude and goofy but ultimately sweet.

About the Author, Rick Reilly

RICK REILLY is the author of the cult classic Missing Links, Slo Mo, and The Life of Reilly, a New York Times bestseller. A senior writer for Sports Illustrated, he has been voted eight times as the National Sportswriter of the Year by his peers. He lives in Denver, Colorado.

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From Barnes & Noble

Ray "Stick" Hart, the irrepressible hero of Rick Reilly's Missing Links, is back for another round of hilarious comedy at Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club, the worst links course on earth. All is going well for "Stick" and his curvaceous Cajun wife, Dannie, until the owner of Ponky announces that he's selling the club and moving south. From there, things degenerate both on and off the course; fortunately, luck and slapstick are in the wings, ready to save the day.

Kirkus Reviews

Golf lore, class war and belly laughs-this is by and large snide, sophomoric stuff from Sports Illustrated's Reilly (Who's Your Caddy?, 2003, etc.). No role model, Ray "Stick" Hart personifies a beer belch. Happy-go-lucky to hell and back, this Bob Saget look-alike has "four-alarm sex" with his hard-bod wife Dannie; a not-bad gig penning gag greeting cards; and he eats and drinks golf. To him, this equals "a first-class George Bailey wonderful life." Reilly surrounds this Everyman with lovable ne'er-do-wells, stick figures from a daft sitcom-Kelly van Edible, of the pneumatic chest and hi-octane libido; Resource, a funky black thief; and Dom, the World's Most Sexual Man. What unites them is their hang-out, Ponky, Boston's waste dump of a golf course, and their scorn for the ultra-Wasps who sink putts at the town's toniest green, The Mayflower. Ray's Dad reigns there, and an Oedipal past has put father and son at odds. Dad dies, with one stipulation in his will: He'll leave Ray $250,000 provided he keep his youthful promise of qualifying for a big-name tournament. Meanwhile, Froghair, Ponky's owner, splits to join a Florida nudist colony, leaving the beloved dump's future imperiled-he plans to sell to the Mayflower snobs. The comically improbable quest to enter the British Open provides the novel its twist-'n'-turn plot, but what remains its chief delight is Reilly's obsessive way of keeping the jokes coming. Crude and goofy but ultimately sweet.

Book Details

Published
May 1, 2007
Publisher
Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Pages
272
Format
Paperback
ISBN
9780767906647

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